People….Seriously.
“but where’s the lube” she whispered in wide-eyed horror at the fanfiction unfolding on her laptop screen
This is me all the time. :-/
Also, saliva and loving someone a whole lot are not acceptable substitutes for lube and preparation.
love: it does not lubricate
Heh. “All you need is love” ? NO. You also need lube. :D
Hahaha all the time
I think describing anything penetrating as “slicked” is good enough. It’s necessary to take shortcuts for sake of the flow. You’re writing a story, not a how-to manual.
I will go against better judgment and be TMI because I honestly don’t get the spit argument. I’ve only used spit and I’m still alive. I don’t understand why saliva is so horrifyingly unacceptable, as if you’re dumping sand up your anus.Aaaand I will not agree on that. Saliva in fics? Sure why not. Imaginary butthurt is always fun. In real life? You betta have some KY or I am hitting you with a frying pan.
if you go to my booty hole, my ass better be greased up like the grill top of a Denny’s kitchen
(via brienne--of--tarth)
